So now we have two Big Brother houses to keep tabs on, and a brand new set of five Big Brother housemates to worry about. And if you thought the original lot were bad, you're in for a treat.

Despite having been in their new homes for a couple of days, the new Big Brother housemates have all been assigned their own set of Big Brother betting odds. Because, despite what Aisleyne was told, it looks very much like all five of the new housemates will be entering the real Big Brother house before too long. And because of this, you lucky cats and dogs have got the chance to bet on them to win Big Brother. Yes, even the silent Scouse girl.

With that wonderful piece of news in mind, here's the first part of this week's Big Brother betting odds to win, for Susie, Lea, Richard, Imogen and Jayne, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…

Susie - If anything, this year's Big Brother has shown that having a gigantic pair of disproportionate knockers jutting out under your chin doesn't automatically make you popular. Especially when you spend most of your time seriously discussing the benefits of top-loading washing machines over front-loaders. This will be an interesting week to watch Susie – she's absolutely the housemate least likely to win Big Brother, but in her head she thinks she's quite popular for surviving the fake eviction. She'll take a big tumble before long, and so she should – she's top-heavy enough. Current Big Brother betting odds – 100/1

Lea - Lea is the other example of our 'giant horrible knockers/massive unpopularity' theory. And she also makes it possible to add the 'alarming drawn-on eyebrow/rampant hypocrisy' clause – she's spent this last week telling everyone that she's not interested in Pete, then licking his armpit and ripping his pubes off. If that wasn't enough to turn your stomach, Lea also overuses the word "evil" and seems to think that she's developing a following outside of the Big Brother house. If she only knew… Current Big Brother betting odds – 100/1

Richard – It's been another week of Richard being Richard, hasn't it? Only to a lesser extent than normal. Instead of wigging out and throwing a tantrum at Lisa before looking around with a general 'aren't I great?' expression on his face or publicly trying to belittle Glyn in the majorette task, Richard has been mostly losing at dancing contests with Glyn and annoying Nikki by eating the banana that she had her eye on. Less than spectacular stuff, and even Richard's Imogen slagging has slowed down to a lazy succession of face-pulls. Could Richard be reaching Big Brother burnout? Current Big Brother betting odds – 50/1

Imogen – "No, right, I'm really bloody clever and that, aren't I?" was pretty much the gist of Imogen's Big Brother audition piece. Looks AND brains? Could Imogen really have it all? Well, no. No. Imogen's role as saboteur in the milk task was almost blown because the daft Welsh cow didn't even know what a saboteur was. Meanwhile, Imogen's quest to make anybody – anybody at all – like her took another blow as her new best friend Aisleyne left the main Big Brother house. That leaves her with Mikey, a companion so unappealing that most normal people would rather dip their genitals into a bucket of mousetraps than spend a few minutes with him. Current Big Brother betting odds – 40/1

Jayne – And so to our first of the new Big Brother housemates and, by Christ, where the hell did they did this twat up from? Jayne basically thinks she's out on a hen night all the time – she shouts, she's aggressive, she jumps around and breaks beds under her massive frame and – most seriously – she feels the need to verbalise every single fucking microthought that enters the slab of cholesterol that passes for her brain. Honestly, Jayne is so appalling that she makes Kinga from last year look like the buttoned-up one out of The Good Life. And she's got a kid, apparently. The poor bastard. Current Big Brother betting odds – 33/1

Next week – more Big Brother betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Big Brother betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!

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[story by Stuart Heritage]