The new series of Big Brother is just days away now, and it’s making us tremble in that excited way that people do when they’re stuck in the path of a speeding train and there’s no time to stop it.

Because, as far as we know, Big Brother only means one thing – Big Brother betting odds. Come Friday morning we’ll have detailed, professional, highly psychological insights into why everyone on Big Brother is a massive arsehole, but for now we’ll just get you warmed up with a few more provisional pre-show odds.

Here are the Big Brother betting odds for more identical twins to enter the Big Brother house, with help from Paddy Power…

A pair of identical twins to enter the house as contestants – That’s a good idea, why hadn’t anyone thought of putting identical twins in the Big Brother house before? Oh wait, they did. Exactly a year ago. And look what that gave us – Samanda, a screeching, incomprehensible couple of fuckers whose sole contribution to the world post-Big Brother was a cover version of Barbie Girl that was so completely without merit that it made us want to rip our ears off and through them in a hospital incinerator. So, yes please Big Brother! Please put another couple of identical twins into the house! Even though it’ll unfairly skew the voting in their favour no matter what! Please! Unless, obviously, they’re the slutty kind of twins who’ll kiss each other and stuff. If that’s the case we’re being sincere. Current Big Brother betting odds – 5/1

Tomorrow – Will there be Big Brother sex this year? Oh say there will! But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.