That House Next Door thing didn't last very long, did it? After a couple of days, Jayne is already in the main Big Brother house, annoying everyone with her sub-Kinga 'look at me' tactics.

Over the rest of the week, we'd imagine that everyone else in the House Next Door will be shunted across to join the ranks of official Big Brother housemates – including Aisleyne, who now seems to think she's the most popular human being since the beginning of the universe. Great – just as the number of Big Brother housemates was getting down to a bearable number, we're treated to five more numbnuts charging around trying to show everyone how talented and funny they are. Fantastic.

But anyway, who'll win Big Brother? Here's the second part of our Big Brother betting odds to win – for Jennie, Jonathan, Aisleyne, Michael and Mikey, with betting odds from PaddyPower.com… 

Jennie – Jennie is currently attempting to break the Guinness record for being the Most Pointlessly Anonymous Woman In History. She's Scouse like Mikey, and seems to be equally hell-bent on destroying the myth of people from Liverpool being funny and nice. We know nothing of Jennie, apart from that she seems to think she's a lot of fun and has a long-term boyfriend. And that she's duller than a book about the history of paperclip design, naturally. Current Big Brother betting odds – 33/1

Jonathan - Jonathan is a welcome addition to the Big Brother house because he's the first black face of the series – so black, in fact, that Aisleyne has already called him Leroy. But, in the name of fairness and equality, Jonathan seems to be just as much of a self-regarding prick as any of the other Big Brother housemates. He loves his Mum, wants to have sex with anyone he can, but he flipping well hates all the gays, though, doesn't he? Current Big Brother betting odds – 25/1

Aisleyne – OK, anything nice we said about Aisleyne in the past – admittedly not all that much – we take back. The manic hyperventilating when she thought she was being evicted from the Big Brother house was bad enough, but it was what followed that pushed her over the edge for us. The wide-eyed gazing around the new house like it was fucking Narnia or something, the awful way that she's started to call the new house her 'yard', the mistaken belief that people voted her into the new house because they liked her and not because they're a bit forgetful and they thought that they were voting to evict her – we've gone right off Aisleyne, we have. Current Big Brother betting odds – 25/1

Michael - You're never going to win any friends if you announce to strangers that you base yourself on Chico from X Factor, but that's exactly what Michael has done. Apparently he's a Buddhist, although he preaches from the gospel of being a self-regarding beardy cock most of the time. Michael says that he's gay too, but surely a genuine homosexual would have slightly more taste than Michael, who only looks as if he decided to become gay so that he could pretend to be annoyed when people ask him questions about it. Current Big Brother betting odds – 16/1

Mikey - Mikey has begun to flesh out his studied 'Vernon Kay's stupid mute cousin' persona over the last few days. OK, so he's still about as three-dimensional as a slightly embossed 39p birthday card, but whenever someone has a problem, it always seems to be Mikey that has a sensible answer. An answer like "fuck off Susie, every 18-year-old boy has got drunk on champagne and vomited inside his clothes drawer on a game show." Mikey's still edging ever-closer to Imogen, which isn't really a good thing. Imagine how stupid their children would be. Current Big Brother betting odds – 16/1

Next week – more Big Brother betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Big Brother betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!

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[story by Stuart Heritage]