One of the most disappointing things about this year's Big Brother – apart from that rubbish milk task – has been that everyone knows who'll be evicted from the moment that nominations are announced.

The results of every single Big Brother eviction have been easier to predict than a race between a cheetah and your fat mum, which has sort of sucked the excitement out of the Big Brother betting this year. But here's the good news – this week's Big Brother eviction looks has been blown wide open – it's another double Big Brother eviction! Forget Jennie and Imogen – nobody cares about them enough to vote for them – tonight's Big Brother eviction is likely to be a two horse race between a horse that looks like the results of a blind school's 'make a clay Vernon Kay head' class (Mikey) and a posh horse with massive knockers (Susie).

But who'll be evicted from the Big Brother house tonight? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Susie and Mikey, with betting odds from PaddyPower.com…

Susie - Susie is such a dull Big Brother housemate that she makes Gos from Big Brother 4 look like Nicolas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas, and you can't even remember who Gos was, can you? And Susie is that worst type of person who is dribblingly stupid but thinks everything she says is a million percent correct. Not that she actually says all that much, of course – she's usually busy standing in the kitchen thinking about immigrants and the state of the NHS and tutting to herself like the dreadful Middle Englander she is. In a fair and just world, Susie would be leaving the Big Brother house tonight with 100% of the vote, but another housemate has had a breakdown of such spectacular proportions that Susie shows every sign of staying for another week. In fact, that's probably why Big Brother announced a double eviction. Current Big Brother betting odds – 11/4

Mikey – We knew it! Mikey must have absolutely had a Big Brother gameplan all this time. It was the old 'stay quiet for a couple of months to avoid nominations and then start to show enough personality to win' tactic, but Mikey's only gone and arsed it all up by having such a mealy-mouthed personality that everyone inside and outside the Big Brother house has gone right off him. Over the last few days, Mikey has had arguments with Jennie, Susie, Glyn, Jennie again, Imogen, Aisleyne and Glyn again and for about the only time in history, the public sided with Susie. Scary. Current Big Brother betting odds – 1/5

Next week – more Big Brother betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Big Brother betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!

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[story by Stuart Heritage]