It had to come sooner or later – the first big multi-choice eviction of Big Brother 9. Nine housemates face the public vote tomorrow, approximately two and a half housemates per viewer.

Why so many? Because the Big Brother housemates were caught discussing nominations in just about the most gormless way possible – by referring to each other in football terms. Darnell was Arsenal, Luke was Wigan, Kat was, we dunno, late-period Maradona or something. We won’t pretend we’re experts.

As yet, Paddy Power hasn’t listed this week’s Big Brother eviction odds, so instead we’re going to give you the Big Brother betting odds to win for nominated housemates Kat, Darnell, Maysoon and Mohamed instead and you can work backwards from there…