What a brilliant week! We’re losing two Big Brother housemates – first Maysoon walked out of the Big Brother house for no good reason, and there’s still tomorrow’s eviction to go.

Maysoon left the Big Brother house in her trademark style – it was boring and quiet and nobody really cared about it one way or the other – but that leaves eight housemates up for eviction. Why so many? Because the Big Brother housemates were caught discussing nominations in just about the most gormless way possible – by referring to each other in football terms. Darnell was Arsenal, Luke was Wigan, Kat was, we dunno, late-period Maradona or something. We won’t pretend we’re experts.

As yet, Paddy Power hasn’t listed this week’s Big Brother eviction odds, so instead we’re going to give you the Big Brother betting odds to win for nominated housemates Kat, Darnell and Mohamed instead and you can work backwards from there…

Kat - Kat’s favourite to win Big Brother at the moment, but she’s untested with the public. Since we literally live in an ivory tower in the middle of an exclusive off-shore gated community, we’re certain that Kat will be evicted from Big Brother tomorrow because of the public’s deep-seated unease with fat foreigners who like biscuits. Mark these words. Or don’t. It’s no big deal. Current Big Brother betting odds – 11/4

Darnell – Darnell survived a Big Brother eviction last week, so he obviously has fans. Well, not fans per se, rather a group of people who thought that Rebecca was slightly more of a knob than him. Anyway, now that he’s relinquished the mantle of Big Brother house-head, Darnell’s reverted from power-crazed weirdo to plain old worryingly paranoid crackpot. He’ll be fine. Current Big Brother betting odds – 7/2

Mohamed – Given how aggressively triumphant Mohamed was last Friday when he wasn’t evicted from the Big Brother house, we think that he’s due a hefty dose of karma. That could mean that he gets evicted from Big Brother tomorrow night, or it could mean that he doesn’t get evicted but one of his eyeballs is pierced by a bird’s beak at some point in the next couple of weeks. Either one’s fine. Current Big Brother betting odds – 80/1

Tomorrow: Big Brother eviction odds for Luke, Dale, Rachel, Rex and Stuart. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to Paddy Power to see the full list of Big Brother betting odds.