Another week, another Big Brother eviction looming - this time Rex and Belinda face the boot, posing a series of tricky questions.

Who gets your vote to go? Is it Belinda, perhaps the most annoying Big Brother housemate left this year; or Rex, who’s much less annoying but only because he’s basically just a big waste of massive ginger skin? Oh, let’s just evict them both. And when we say ‘evict’ we mean ‘waterboard’. And when we say ‘both’ we mean ‘all Big Brother housemates.’ Let’s waterboard all Big Brother housemates.

Eviction betting odds tomorrow, but for now - who’s going to win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Dale, Darnell, Luke and Kat, with help from Paddy Power…

Dale - Dale? In the top four Big Brother housemates? Can’t people see that he’s clearly a clueless poopot whose only two settings are ‘monosyllabic mumbling’ and ‘violently angry yelling’? Actually, that’s a total lie - since Jennifer stopped being able to make him do her dirty work by fluttering her idiot eyelashes, Dale’s stopped with the violently angry yelling. That just leaves monosyllabic mumbling, then, which Dale as been eager to do pretty much constantly for the last fortnight. Woo! Dale to win! Current Big Brother betting odds - 10/1

Darnell - This week Darnell was crowned Head of the Big Brother house - a role that came with many difficult responsibilities. And, since Darnell is given to regular bouts of paranoia and naval-gazing, most were expecting him to crack under the pressure and do that epileptic monkey thing that he does when he’s stressed out. But, although Darnell kept his cool, the decisions he made as Big Brother house head have clearly gained him a few enemies. Does this mean that Darnell is done for? Current Big Brother betting odds - 5/1

Luke - Luke went into the Big Brother house a scrawny, nervy geek of a boy, but thanks to his new romance with Rebecca he’ll leave it a man. A scrawny, nervy geek of a man, but a man nonetheless. A man who seems to have inadvertently picked up a girlfriend who screams and drinks and takes her top off in front of an audience of millions at the drop of a hat. A man who must surely be worried that said girlfriend will bite his head off and eat it right after they have sex for the first time. A man who seems to deeply regret all of the above. But it’s boosted Luke’s chances of winning Big Brother considerably. And what’s a lifetime of misery compared to a plaudit like that? Current Big Brother betting odds - 11/4

Kat - This was inevitable, we suppose, and it’s with a heavy heart that we report this to you, but is anyone else getting a little bit bored of Kat? We know it’s a borderline sacrilegious thing to suggest, but lately Kat hasn’t been acting like a technicolour spazzed-out cartoon character as much as before. If anything, she’s starting to act like a normal person. What the hell is that all about? Normal behaviour and discussions about feelings are crap. We want to see a funny fat foreigner make orgasm noises because someone’s shown her a picture of a biscuit! Do more of that, Kat, and we’ll start to think your position as favourite to win Big Brother is justified again. OK? Current Big Brother betting odds - 11/8

Tomorrow: Big Brother eviction betting odds! But if that’s too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to Paddy Power to see the full list of Big Brother betting odds.