Big Brother Betting Odds: Lisa Gone, Who’ll Win?

On Friday, Lisa was the eighth Big Brother housemate to leave the show, and she did so in a whirlwind of shrugs and "actually, Lisa wasn't really that bad, was she"s.

Not a lot to point out about the Big Brother eviction - except that Nikki probably thinks she's bloody invincible now - but Davina did let slip through her awful mouth that, on Friday, we're going to be treated to five new preening, self-regarding nobodies joining the Big Brother house. Or a house next to the Big Brother house. Or something. That's bound to affect the way that the Big Brother betting odds are turning out, so make the most of this lot while you can.

So here's part one of this week's Big Brother betting odds to win - for Lea, Susie and Richard - with betting odds provided by PaddyPower.com…

Lea - It's been over 40 days - 40 days! - and Lea still hasn't forgiven the British public for booing her demented, ridiculously out-of-proportion frame on the way into the Big Brother house. You can see the anxiety etched into every curve of her bizarre eyebrows. And as if watching Lea mope about the Big Brother house looking all gloomy when she's sober isn't bad enough, she's a billion times worse when she's drunk; she'll confess her love to Pete one minute, then sneak off to the Diary Room to tell the country - presumably including her young son - that she's desperate for some cock. It's unlikely that Lea will be nominated any time soon, but when she does it'll be a sure sign that she'll be on the first bus back to Lowrentfuckfilmsville for her. Current Big Brother betting odds - 80/1

Susie - Susie isn't necessarily an unpopular Big Brother housemate, just a crushingly inept one. We're starting to see signs of why Susie was turned down for Big Brother so many times - she actually doesn't do anything. Stuck for thoughts of any actual Susie Big Brother activity, we consulted the Big Brother website, and - according to that - the last time Susie did anything of note was six days ago, when she said something about shoes. Prior to that, we're back to Grace throwing water at her - ten days ago! Susie is such a spectacular failure that we'd like to see the back of her as soon as possible, and not just because the front of her is covered in those huge manky tits. Current Big Brother betting odds - 66/1

Richard - Richard has very clearly proved that he isn't anything close to being a sexual terrorist - we think he just chose to call himself that because it's only slightly less embarrassing than calling himself a 33-year-old waiter. It's probably because of this that Richard's Big Brother betting odds have taken such a tumble lately - either that or the exceptionally petty way in which he belittled Glyn during the Majorette task. Or the way he called some of the other housemates "demonic demons" the other day - way to compose a redundant statement, you bald tit. Either way, Richard is a hot favourite to be evicted the first chance the public gets. And since Richard obviously thinks he's going to win Big Brother, that should come as quite a shock. Current Big Brother betting odds - 50/1

Tomorrow - more Big Brother betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Big Brother betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!

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[story by Stuart Heritage]