Fans of rampant paranoia, relentlessly patronising conversations and neverending strings of teary breakdowns have every reason to celebrate – Lea and Richard are up for Big Brother eviction this Friday.
Who'll leave the Big Brother house is something we'll discuss tomorrow – but that's probably not even the most exciting thing that'll happen on Friday's Big Brother. We're still due some more of the housemates next door trickling through into the main Big Brother house – Michael and Jennie went in last night – and rumours abound that the housemates are going to spend the weekend randomly chained in pairs. And that's bound to be lots of fun, especially if Nikki manages to get her dreadful big mouth chained shut.
For now, though, let's look at the final part of our Big Brother betting odds to win, for Spiral, Glyn, Nikki and Pete, with betting odds provided by PaddyPower.com…
Spiral - We'll get the two obvious things out of the way first. 1) What kind of prick calls himself Spiral?, and 2) if Pete and Spiral meet face-to-face, wouldn't it create some kind of temporal paradox that would destroy the fabric of time itself? Spiral is the sort of self-consciously wacky dude who looks like it'd take about three or four seconds in his company before he becomes so irritating that you'd start casing the vicinity for things to stab him with. However, Spiral looks like the best of a rubbish bunch. So far. Current Big Brother betting odds – 16/1
Glyn – Glyn doesn't just burn pasta, sing terrible songs all the time and puke up in toilets – he's a freaking dancing machine, too! Over the weekend, Glyn danced for ten hours and won a weeny trophy for his efforts. That's about all he's done, really, which doesn't justify his spot as the housemate third favourite to win Big Brother, although he has started calling songs 'musics', which is kind of funny. But Glyn is slipping – let's fill him full of booze and bad food and watch him puke again. That was fun. Current Big Brother betting odds – 9/1
Nikki – Instead of showing adverts of sad yellow cirrhosis victims or men driving tables into women, the government should show footage of Nikki plastered off her face and trying to force herself on Pete to teenagers in their anti-drinking campaign, maybe with a strapline of 'Don't Be Like This Pathetic Dickhead'. If Nikki's drunken treatment of Pete was any more cripplingly embarrassing, we'd have grounds to sue Channel Four for emotional distress. She's appalling – and the fact that you lot like her confuses us no end. And we're really not looking forward to meeting any of you when our bunker runs out of canned baked beans sometime in the middle of 2015. Current Big Brother betting odds – 5/1
Pete – Pete Pete Pete. Poor old stupid hippy Pete. Talking about how we all need to unlock each other so that we can grow wings and fly up to heaven. Explaining that you broke a Big Brother rule because you had a big psychic knot in your head. Getting in a strop because you're being stalked by a past-it pornstar with comedy tits and throwing a cup in swimming pool. Waxing your cock-hair off. How could you ever be anything but the favourite to win Big Brother? Current Big Brother betting odds – 8/15
Tomorrow – more Big Brother betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Big Brother betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
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Lea has to stay this friday. She is pure entertainment and the house would be boring without her.
Keep Lea in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!