That's the last we'll see of Lea, then. After several weeks of paranoid bitching, manipulative weeping and prolific use of the most offensive swearword in the English language, Lea was evicted from Big Brother on Friday night.
And that's it – Lea's Big Brother eviction was blissfully gimmick-free. A secret house wasn't revealed, the Big Brother housemates didn't chain themselves together and Lea's parting shot wasn't – as we'd suspected – a dramatic unzipping of her knockers allowing two slimy, gore-covered new midget Big Brother housemates to crawl out and take her place. In fact, the most thrilling thing to happen from Lea's Big Brother eviction was that Pete dyed his hair yellow, which is hardly sensational. Still, Susie's still in the house, so that boob/midget thing might still happen.
But who'll win Big Brother? Here's the first part of this week's Big Brother betting odds to win, for Susie, Richard, Imogen and Jayne, with betting odds provided by PaddyPower…
Susie - Last week saw one of the most defining moments of this series of Big Brother, when Aisleyne – near destroyed by the torment of destroying a man's dreams of fame – returned to the Big Brother house, turning the events of the previous 50 days on their head. And what was Susie's monumental summing-up of these earth-shattering episodes? By sighing "Oh great, everyone's in the toilet now. I needed to go." Get back to making tea, you bulbous-chested dunderhead, and stop bothering us so much. Current Big Brother betting odds – 100/1
Richard – Richard must have been feeling on top of the world this weekend, knowing that he survived his second eviction. Except, on closer inspection, he survived one eviction against the most disliked rat-faced pervert in the country and another against a woman so bitter, paranoid and insecure that she let a doctor slice her tits open, stuff in a week's worth of butcher's offcuts and sew her back up again, leaving her eyebrows in a permanent state of bewilderment. Anyway, yes, Richard. Still smug, still pompous, still doesn't stand a chance of winning Big Brother. Current Big Brother betting odds – 80/1
Imogen – Imogen has two distinct sides developing inside the Big Brother house. First there's the girly Imogen, who pads around the house being nice to all the Big Brother females and saying "babes" ten billion times a second, and then there's the womanly Imogen, who keeps rubbing her boobies up and down Mikey's arm. If we were to draw a venn diagram of this, the middle overlapping section would be for the Imogen who spends 22 hours each day vacantly staring into a mirror. She's really not pulling her weight, is she? Current Big Brother betting odds – 50/1
Jayne - Somehow, they did it. Having scoured the country for the 12 most deplorable housemates they could possibly find, the Big Brother producers then stumbled across Jayne. Jayne is the sort of person who's convinced of her own innate skills as an entertainer, even though she belches, swears, throws tantrums if people aren't giving her the attention she feels she deserves and argues endlessly with everyone about nothing. She's so appalling that, on Big Brother's Little Brother, her friends and family all but jumped for joy at getting Jayne out of their hair for a while. Nikki likes Jayne, though, which says a lot. Current Big Brother betting odds – 40/1
Tomorrow – more Big Brother betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Big Brother betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
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i hate jayne get her out she look like a man
all she does is burp and fart!! she is filth !!!