Big Brother Betting Odds: Laura Out, Fake Aussie In, Who’ll Win?

The majority of Big Brother weekends consist of an eviction on Friday night followed by 48 hours of dozy boredom - but this weekend on Big Brother so many whizz-bang things happened that we've already forgotten that Laura got evicted.

But, hey, Laura got evicted from Big Brother on Friday. Anyway, enough of that because there's a new housemate in the Big Brother house. She's Australian, only she isn't Australian and the housemates have to work out if she's Australian or not. Plus whoever gets evicted from Big Brother on Friday will find out who nominated them and then get sent straight back into the Big Brother house again. Plus Carole got her boob licked. Plus Gerry got his hair cut. Plus Ziggy and Chanelle split up again. Plus Jonathan is addicted to cocaine and can manage to shag 16 prostitutes in a month. In Big Brother terms, this is as exciting as it gets. We know, but don't judge.

But who'll win Big Brother? Here's the first part of this week's Big Brother betting odds to win - for Nicky, Charley and Tracey - with help from Paddy Power…

Nicky - Well then, that's it - the romance between Nicky and Liam is over. Well, we say 'romance' but in reality it was as close to a romance as you can get when the couple is made up of one clearly disinterested boy and a moaning, paranoid stalker. And to add insult to injury, Nicky has become the housemate who's least favourite to win Big Brother now that Laura has been evicted from the Big Brother house. It may seem a bit harsh, especially when you remember that Nicky was the most sympathetic when Jonathan's grandmother died - but showing sympathy to a hooker-crazy cocaine addict in the middle of a raging mid-life crisis isn't really the big deal it used to be, is it? Current Big Brother betting odds - 40/1

Charley - Another week for Charley in the Big Brother house means another week of all sorts of weird controversy. Have you heard the rumour about Big Brother producers wanting Charley to win the show? Or about Davina McCall urging the Big Brother eviction crowd to chant "Keep Charley in"? Or about Charley not being removed from the Big Brother house even though she's said "nigger" 300% more than the girl who did get removed for saying it? But conspiracy theories aside, Charley remains a strong source of entertainment within the Big Brother house, provided your idea of entertainment is watching a dimwit alternate between reeling off endless stories about how she's so famous that she talks to R Kelly on the phone all the time and constantly having the kind of deranged screaming arguments with everyone that'd make even angry toddlers look like the model of civilised restraint. Which we don't, to be honest. Current Big Brother betting odds - 33/1

Tracey - Just as we find it hard to believe that we ever assumed that Laura had a shot at winning Big Brother, we're also fairly ashamed of ourselves for thinking that Tracey was potential Big Brother winner, too. Because she really isn't - if we wanted to watch a raggedy tobacco-addicted Rod Hull lookalike sit around listlessly saying the same three phrases again and again on a loop then we'd join some sort of Dead Ginger Puppeteer Impersonator club and find the most special-needy one to hang around with. It's not something that we want to see fouling up Big Brother day after day, and judging by these Big Brother betting odds, nor does anyone else. Tracey's Big Brother stock has fallen so far in the last three weeks that she could cure cancer tomorrow and everyone would still think she was a bit of an embittered wanker. Current Big Brother betting odds - 25/1

Tomorrow - Big Brother betting odds for Carole, Ziggy, Chanelle and Sam. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!