Big Brother Betting Odds: Laura Evicted Tonight, Probably

It's time for another Big Brother eviction, which can only mean one thing - another 90 minutes of Davina McCall mugging away like someone's emptied a barrel of mace directly into her eyes - oh, and an actual Big Brother eviction, obviously.

Later tonight we'll know which of the nominated Big Brother housemates has got the chop this week - will it be miserable, inert, borderline homophobe Laura, or miserable, complainy, borderline nincompoop Chanelle? One thing's for sure, we sure as hell don't know. But we can make an educated guess, just like all the other educated guesses we've made so far during this series of Big Brother. Educated guesses that have never been anything other than completely correct. So it's time to get onboard - if we're as right as we usually are for this week's Big Brother eviction, you'd be wise to pay Paddy Power a visit and make yourself a few quid. And we are usually right. Did we mention that?

So here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Laura, with help from Paddy Power…

Laura - On paper, Laura is the perfect Big Brother contestant. Regional enough to get support based on geography alone, overweight enough to inspire pity in people, stupid enough for Big Brother viewers to assume the experience has taken her on some kind of journey. Through in some kind of non-threatening mental illness and you'd got a Big Brother housemate weaponised to win. But off paper things are different - because in reality Laura is a bit of a dickhead, too. Bitchy, moaning, self-righteous, lazy - and these are Laura's good points. To be fair, Laura has some of the Big Brother housemates fooled, too - both Seany and Billi tipped Laura to win Big Brother, and Laura herself seems to think she's in with a shot. But, judging by these Big Brother betting odds, tonight appears to be Laura's night. And considering what a bell-end Big Brother is painting Chanelle to be this week, that's a level of unpopularity that even Hitler would have been jealous of. Current Big Brother betting odds - 1/20

Next week - Big Brother betting odds to win. All over again. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!