Big Brother Betting Odds: Jen Out Tonight, Obviously

There’s a Big Brother eviction happening tonight, which is good since nothing even vaguely interesting has happened in the Big Brother house for a few days now.

Honestly, you know you’re in trouble when the most exciting things to happen in the Big Brother house are Dale being a bit sad because a girl doesn’t like him and Rebecca not being able to go more than five or six seconds without flopping her sweaty hooters out. Big Brother’s so much more fun when they’re all trying to kill each other. Still, there’s always next week.

So here are the Big Brother betting odds for Jennifer’s eviction, with help from Paddy Power…

Jennifer - No! No you idiots, don’t vote Jennifer out! Look, we know it’s probably too late and that Jennifer’s Big Brother eviction was probably sealed the instant that the nominations were announced, but getting rid of Jennifer would be a travesty. Here’s why - Jennifer’s an arsehole. A nasty-minded, spiteful arsehole with a toweringly unrealistic opinion of herself, the kind of arsehole who’d ditch her own baby to take part in reality TV show. There is literally not a single good thing to be said about Jennifer at all. And that’s why we need to keep her in the Big Brother house, at least until Big Brother gets its act together and replaces Dennis with a couple of gorgeous leggy tit models who’ll steal Dale and Stuart away from her and leave her all lonely and upset. Wouldn’t that be entertaining? Wouldn’t it? Of course it would. But, no, you go ahead and vote Jennifer out tonight. You know best. Current Big Brother betting odds - 1/25

Next week: Big Brother betting odds to win again. But if that’s too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to Paddy Power to see the full list of Big Brother betting odds.