Big Brother Betting Odds: Jayne Out, Who’ll Win?

This series of Big Brother has lost one of its biggest personalities. Well, OK, if not the biggest personality, at least the biggest pair of thighs. Look, Jayne was evicted from the Big Brother house on Friday, get over it.

That doesn't mean that Big Brother is free of noxious emissions now that belchy Jayne has gone, though - Spiral's furious rants are pretty toxic, and we'd imagine that it'd honk if Susie's gigantic bazzers accidentally got speared on a sharp corner of a kitchen surface, too. But that's beside the point - Big Brother is all go this week, with the first Big Brother double eviction of the series coming up. But we'll deal with that in the fullness of time. First we want to know who the Big Brother winner will be.

And so here's the first part of our Big Brother betting odds to win, for Susie, Michael and Imogen, with betting odds from PaddyPower.com…

Susie - Yikes! It's taken her a few weeks, but Susie is finally starting to show flashes of personality. Sadly, it's the personality of Sawyer from Lost - all through last week's Big Brother punishment, Susie was stashing all kinds of stuff in a failed attempt to gain any kind of control in the Big Brother house. Like Sawyer from Lost, there's nothing we'd like more than to push Susie out to sea on a poorly-made raft until a burly man shoots her in the shoulder, but we'd imagine that Susie won't last too much longer in the Big Brother house, so we'll let it go. Besides, if the burly man missed and shot Susie in her horrible massive tits, the bullet could ricochet and cause all kinds of damage. Current Big Brother betting odds - 100/1

Michael - If you'll listen to Michael, you'll know that he is love and God is love so he is God. If you don't listen to Michael and have your own opinions, you'll know that he is a twat and he is a twat so he is a twat. Michael has to be one of the worst Big Brother housemates of all time - despite explaining that he was gay within milliseconds of entering the Big Brother house, poor Michael gets all uptight when anybody asks him about being gay. Because, you see, Michael doesn't want to be defined by his sexuality - oh no, Michael obviously wants to be defined by him being a massive useless stupid twat. And don't get us started on that pissing cat. Current Big Brother betting odds - 66/1

Imogen - It feels a little unfair picking on Imogen for not doing anything this week, since most of the Big Brother housemates spent last week doing nothing more than laying around whining about how empty their belly-wellies were. Having said that, it has been business as usual for Imogen lately - drifting around doing nothing but half-heartedly make conversation with any she crosses paths like the tedious moron she obviously is. Having her own internet sex tape seems to have corroded Imogen's popularity even further, but that won't matter. Nobody - aside from Richard - ever bothers to nominate Imogen for Big Brother eviction, so we'd imagine that she'll be in the Big Brother house for a while yet. Current Big Brother betting odds - 40/1

Tomorrow - more Big Brother betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Big Brother betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!

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[story by Stuart Heritage]