Tomorrow, the British public will be deprived of having either Richard or Jayne pumped directly into their eyes 24 hours a day, since they're the two Big Brother housemates facing Big Brother eviction this week.

As usual, the Big Brother housemates nominated two big personalities, something which several Big Brother fans appear to be constantly complaining about all the time. "But without any big personalities in the Big Brother house, the show will get really boring!" they say. To which we usually reply "Yeah, but they're both arseholes and so are you, so shut up." That usually does the trick.

So who's going to leave the Big Brother house tomorrow? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Richard and Jayne, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…

Richard – We have a horrible feeling that Richard might be starting to feel a bit invincible lately. He's faced Big Brother eviction against Sezer, Lea and – after last week – every other Big Brother housemate going, and survived them all. This isn't because he's popular, though, it's because he's been up for Big Brother eviction against a rat-faced pervert with an inflated sense of self-worth and a paranoid pornstar who wouldn't stop crying. Against the majority of Big Brother housemates, Richard would go, but he's always getting these lucky draws. And this week he's up against Jayne, so he really needn't pack his suitcase too thoroughly. And, on the bright side, Richard staying in the Big Brother house will only piss Michael off. Since Michael's a grade A wanker, that's a good thing. Current Big Brother betting odds – 13/2

Jayne – Well, that didn't take long. Jayne has been nominated for eviction by her fellow Big Brother housemates at the very first opportunity they had. Poor old rule-breaking, belching, foul-mouthed lazy liar Jayne – we hardly knew her. And, to be fair, that's probably a good thing, since what we saw of her on Big Brother made us want to smash out our brains with a clawhammer. We'd feel sorry for Jayne being the favourite to be evicted from Big Brother, if only she didn't remind us so much of horrible small-town 40-year-old women who don't think they look out of place dressing like women half their age, going to nightclubs and saying things like "banging" and "sorted" all the time. Things aren't looking so hot for Jayne right now. Current Big Brother betting odds – 1/16

Tomorrow – more Big Brother betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Big Brother betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!

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[story by Stuart Heritage]