There was us thinking that getting rid of Lisa would make Big Brother less entertaining. But no – all it took was half a bottle of champagne and Glyn's messed-up digestive system and we've got comedy of the very highest quality.
In fact, watching Glyn's vomiting exploits has given us an idea. If we were the boss of Endemol we'd fill the Big Brother house up with nothing but bits of contaminated chicken and rancid beer and watch all the housemates furiously puke over everything 24/7. Admit it – you'd watch it, and you'd love it. Lea could only become more likable if she spent her time lurching around the Big Brother house dribbling sick all down her tits, and anything that stops Nikki complaining so much has to be a good thing, even if it's food poisoning.
Anyway, we're not here to tell you about how much we like watching Welsh boys vomit into buckets – we're here to give you the second part of this week's Big Brother betting odds to win, for Imogen, Mikey and Aisleyne. So here they are, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…
Imogen – Imogen, bless her pretty Welsh face, is going for some kind of Big Brother record. On Friday night, Imogen let slip who she'd nominated the previous week. That's four weeks on the trot that Imogen has managed to break the Big Brother rules about discussing nominations, and she's bound to receive some kind of strange and unusual punishment as a result. Maybe Imogen knows that she's discussing nominations, and is trying to influence other housemates, or maybe she's just really thick. Who knows? Well, everyone does, to be fair. Current Big Brother betting odds – 50/1
Mikey - Hey everyone, we've discovered why Mikey is so glum and monosyllabic all the time! It's because whenever he smiles or talks his face goes a bit Special Needs. And, as a supposed model, that just won't do. Apart from that drastic and life-changing revelation, we're still waiting for Mikey to 'flower' out of Grace's clutches. And we don't just mean that in the 'having it off with Imogen' sense – we mean that in the 'doing anything at all' sense. Having said that, Mikey's working out how to stop Nikki complaining, and he was the most sensible about pukey Glyn too. If he's not careful, Mikey could become a new Big Brother favourite. Current Big Brother betting odds – 33/1
Aisleyne – Aisleye has shown herself to be a pretty good impressionist this last week. She did Glyn so well that he actually refused to talk to her for a couple of days. Apart from that – which, let's face it, was basically just miming an erection and saying "diary room" in a Welsh voice – Aisleyne has been the centre of attention because of her alleged fondness for Pete. This rumour was started by Lea and Nikki, who more or less invented it so that they could grill each other about how much they loved Pete. There's a good chance that Pete talks to Aisleyne a lot because she's the only female Big Brother housemate who doesn't constantly make cackhanded passes at him. Or maybe, like us, Pete likes the way that Aisleyne gets all "Dem a bumbaclot!" when she gets narky. Current Big Brother betting odds – 14/1
Tomorrow – more Big Brother betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Big Brother betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
