Well, that was an incident-packed Big Brother eviction, wasn't it? Grace throwing a glass of water into Susie's face and then saying "moose" a couple of times because she didn't understand the concept of nominations certainly put the cat amongst the pigeons.
And how on Earth could Big Brother follow up that explosive departure? By forcing the Big Brother housemates to breathe in each other's mouth-stink, that's how! But if watching a bunch of fame-hungry dullards gagging and choking like they were at a Bulimic Society convention isn't for you, there's always the ever-changing Big Brother group dynamic to concern yourselves with. Because that will determine who'll win Big Brother, and that's what we're starting to look at today.
So here's part one of our Big Brother betting odds to win – for Lea, Lisa, Richard and Imogen – with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…
Lea - Now that Pob-Faced Grace The Water-Chucking Dipshit has been expelled from Big Brother, the least popular Big Brother housemate by far is Lea. But why is she so disliked? Maybe – just maybe – it's because she's skin-crawlingly creepy around Pete. Lea somehow thinks that they way to get men into bed is to be both motherly and sexually aggressive at the same time. That's not right, and just thinking about it is putting us off ever making physical contact with another human being again. And now her gruesome hardcore skinflick is in the public domain, that's only only to put people off even more. Still, at least Glyn likes Lea, saying "You just don't get girls like that in Wales." Glyn, that's a good thing… Current Big Brother betting odds – 80/1
Lisa - Lisa's Big Brother popularity has also taken a knock of late. Perhaps the Big Brother audience lost interest during her violent outburst after Aisleyne said that she egged Grace on to throw water at Susie on Friday. After all, she did throw a tiny bike onto the floor in a fit of rage, which is a level of anger we just can't comprehend. And also, Lisa swears so much in her fearsome smoke-ravaged voice that she reminds us a bit of the girl from The Exorcist. But help might be at hand, in the form of Glyn. Lisa and Glyn seem to have struck up some kind of happy friendship in the Big Brother house recently, and if Friendly Lisa takes over from Furious Lisa, her Big Brother experience might last a bit longer. Current Big Brother betting odds – 66/1
Richard – Richard has committed one of the gravest Big Brother crimes out there – wearing a hat all the time. Never trust anyone on Big Brother who wears a hat all the time, we say. That's mainly based on Bubble from Big Brother 2, who was a bit of a twat, but you can't argue with science. Apart from the hat thing, the Big Brother housemates are turning on Richard for being an "arse-licker" around Susie, and arse-licking just won't do, especially if it takes the form of comforting a woman who just had a glass of water flung in her face by an angry dunderhead. Arse-licking or not, we're getting sick of all of Richard's rubbish advice talks – they remind us a bit of Bono, who is also a twat who wears a hat too much – so there won't be too many tears when he doesn't win Big Brother. Current Big Brother betting odds – 40/1
Imogen – Imogen is in a bit of a quandary. She's trying to take on more of a floating role within the Big Brother house, and not attach herself to any one group, but this has involved awkwardly hanging round the peripheries of other people's conversations like a friendless goon at a wedding reception. Apart from doing that, and maintaining her trademark dull-but-pretty routine to perfection, Imogen has also been scolded for discussing Big Brother nominations – which may see her get a proper reprimand sometime in the near future since it's the third time she's done it. We hope Imogen isn't kicked out of the Big Brother house too soon, since we're enjoying her Welsh chats with Glyn. Those crazy Welsh, they haven't even got a word for 'between'. Current Big Brother betting odds – 33/1
Tomorrow – more Big Brother betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Big Brother betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
