It's almost over. Just today and tomorrow left and then the world will be a Big Brother-free location. No watching Russell Brand tell exactly the same jokes each night, and no listening to the two audible words each hour on the Big Brother live feed.

What will we do once Big Brother finally splutters to an end? How will we fill the gaping void in our lives? Well, we don't know about you, but we're going to find a badly-decorated house with ten godawful wankers living in it and spy on them for three months. But this isn't important, because Big Brother has started to talk Welsh. Which, um, isn't that important either, but it has actually happened, unlike that house-spy thing we were just telling you about. For legal reasons we have to say we're not doing that. Any more.

But who'll be the winner of this year's Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Glyn to win…

Glyn – Glyn, it's fair to say, has been on the biggest journey of any of the Big Brother housemates this year. After he entered the Big Brother house a meek underdeveloped curly-haired boy who was silent for the first week, Glyn slowly but surely transformed into his current incarnation – a permanently drunk, constantly-puking pervert with a fondness for cooking porridge until it becomes a substance harder than diamond and singing "here I go again on my own" in the style of a man who's fallen off some scaffolding into a skip full of shit-filled syringes. Up until last Friday night Glyn was the second favourite to win Big Brother, but the sudden inclusion of The Most Annoying Woman Ever Seen On TV has somehow shunted him down to third place. That fills us with a sort of sadness – Glyn has been the most entertaining Big Brother housemate by far – but at least he'll be out of the Big Brother house a few minutes earlier this way, meaning that his Mum can sob about how he's not her little boy any more that little bit sooner. Current Big Brother betting odds – 7/1 

Tomorrow – Pete and Nikki's Big Brother betting odds.

[story by Stuart Heritage]