Just as we suspected, the two Big Brother housemates up for eviction tomorrow night are Gerry and Nicky – but sadly you only get to evict one of them, meaning we have at least another week of irritating Greekness or mopey miserablism.

But who's going to be evicted and who'll stay in the Big Brother house? The tension is unbearable, don't you think? Correction – the tension would be unbearable if either Gerry or Nicky had ever done a single think to elicit any kind of emotion from anyone watching Big Brother. So to make up for their bland, dull, pointless, witless mumbling, why not just take at look at these Big Brother betting odds and lay down some money on the result of tomorrow's Big Brother eviction. You can even buy yourself something nice with the winnings, like a blindfold and some earplugs so you don't have to put up with everyone else who didn't get evicted. Just a thought.

Here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Gerry, with Big Brother betting odds coming direct from Paddy Power…

Gerry – Thanks to a tip-off from a wonderful hecklerspray reader who knows Gerry, we had fully prepared ourselves for the magnitude of Gerry's awfulness, but – dear God – did you see Gerry on Monday's Big Brother? There he was, sitting in the garden discussing the relative merits of socialism vs capitalism. To himself. Out loud. It was like Gerry had decided that he was far too clever for the other Big Brother housemates and that Gerry had decided that Gerry was the only Big Brother housemate capable of stimulating Gerry mentally. It's this sort of behaviour that's got Gerry nominated for Big Brother eviction this week, but given who he's up against we can't see him leaving the house tomorrow even if he attacks Charley with a pair of scissors. Especially if he attacks Charley with a pair of scissors. Current Big Brother betting odds – 16/1

Tomorrow – Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Nicky. But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!