Big Brother Betting Odds: Foreign Exchange Time?

Season eight of Big Brother starts tomorrow night, and we literally couldn't be more excited. Sorry, that was a typo - we literally couldn't be excited is what we meant to say first time.

By tomorrow we'll have realised that all the traditional pre-Big Brother tabloid froth about bisexual nymphomaniacs will be traditionally wrong, and the actual Big Brother housemates will be the same group of emotionally-backwards nobsacks that they always are. Also, we'll have realised that, try as we might, we'll end up getting sucked into the whole bloody thing even though staring at gravel is usually a more fulfilling pursuit. But anyway, here's our almost-last batch of pre-series Big Brother betting odds. Enjoy, for the idiots enter the house soon.

Here are the Big Brother betting odds for a foreign exchange, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother to organise a foreign exchange programme (with another reality TV show) - Big Brother has done this before, of course, when Cameron went to South Africa and sort of half fell in love with a native before coming back and trying to make do with that mousey woman for a few weeks. It was a terrible move - it ruined the flow of the series, gave an unfair advantage to Cameron and made that season go down as the worst Big Brother ever. But these betting odds appear to involve a Big Brother housemate doing a swap with another show. But what shows can they swap with? Celebrity Love Island isn't on any more, and Castaway is too far away. What's left? Great British Menu? That'd be OK - we'd pay money to see the Queen being served her dinner by a squawking self-absorbed egomaniac. Well, a squawking self-absorbed egomaniac who isn't a celebrity chef, anyway. Current Big Brother betting odds - 3/1

Tomorrow - some other load of Big Brother betting odds, you'll be surprised to hear. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.