After a series that's literally lasted for six or seven years, Big Brother 8 is finally drawing to a close, and that's why Big Brother is putting the remaining housemates through Big Brother's finishing academy.

This week the Big Brother housemates will be forced to learn some social etiquette and then pass a test on it at something called the Big Brother ball, which sounds like every other dreadful party Big Brother has ever had, only this time the Big Brother housemates will be getting drunk in uncomfortable suits and enunciating properly when they vomit onto their shoes at 5am. Besides, isn't this Big Brother finishing academy malarkey all a little bit too late? We haven't been able to understand a single word the twins have said all series, so why the hell should we start now?

Anyway, who's going to win Big Brother? Here's the second part of this week's Big Brother betting odds to win – for Tracey, Carole and Liam – with help from Paddy Power…

Tracey - Before we start on about Tracey, we have a little apology to make. Last week we ran a story accompanied by a picture of Tracey seemingly in the middle of an orgasm in the Big Brother pool. And we're sorry. That picture gave us nightmares and we knew it was coming, so chances are it made you go prematurely bald. Anyway, will Tracey win Big Brother? Unlikely – she's anything but a favourite to win Big Brother, although the crowd doesn't hate her as some of the other Big Brother housemates. Besides, if Tracey does win Big Brother, it'll only increase the chances of her recreating her orgasm photo in the buff for a newspaper. And chances are you've only just glued your hair back on. Current Big Brother betting odds – 40/1

Carole – Carole? Up here? Really? After a week in the Big Brother house that was entirely taken up by hiding food, denial of food-hiding, having screaming arguments with any Big Brother housemate who came within a couple of metres of her and breaking down in endless floods of tears, Carole actually ended up as the Big Brother housemate with the most votes on Friday night – almost 50% of all the votes were cast in Carole's favour – and yet she's still apparently more popular than more than half of the Big Brother housemates. This might be because Gerry's defence of Carole on Friday was so humble and heartbreaking that she's started to win the Big Brother voters over, or it could be down to the obvious affection that most of the Big Brother housemates have for Carole a lot of the time. Then again, maybe the people at Paddy Power are scared to make Carole's betting odds any longer in case she runs over to their offices and berates everyone about teabags when she's evicted. Current Big Brother betting odds – 33/1

Liam – Phew, thank God all that messy business with Amy is all over – for a moment it looked like Liam was going to show a trace of emotion back there. But now Amy has been out of the Big Brother house for a week, we can get more of the Liam we all know and love; sitting at the smoking area rolling cigarettes and cracking one liners until the end of time, all without ever actually experiencing a feeling. This emotional detachment is what's keeping Liam from winning Big Brother, but it's not too late – just one tearful breakdown might be all it takes to win the public's affection back. And we're even prepared to help it along. We'll need a ladder, a balaclava and four industrial cans of mace. Current Big Brother betting odds – 6/1

Tomorrow: Big Brother betting odds for Brian and Sam & Amanda. But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!