Big Brother Betting Odds: Emily & Shabnam Up, Emily Out?

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June 7th, 2007 at 10:30 by Stuart Heritage

Big Brother Betting Odds Emily Eviction ShabnamSome women think that there'd be less wars if the world was run by females, but the events in the Big Brother house over the last few days have proved that that's the stupidest idea ever - the Big Brother housemates are killing each other in there.

The speed in which the mostly-female Big Brother house has gone feral is genuinely shocking. Screaming at each other over hair tools and food, furiously bitching about who's prettier than who, chasing the solitary male Big Brother housemate around the house trying to pull his swimming trunks off - incidentally, how quickly would Big Brother have intervened if a gang of boys had tried to pull a girl's bra off instead - the atmosphere in the Big Brother house right now is incendiary. It'll all come to a head tomorrow, though, as Ziggy has nominated Emily and Shabnam for eviction. Which brings us neatly to what you're here for.

Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Emily to be evicted, with help from Paddy Power…

Emily - Oh, Ziggy's got it bad, hasn't he? If he'd been able to use his caveman eyes and American Psycho brain objectively he'd have seen that Chanelle, the object of his affections so far in the Big Brother house, is a whiny, dull, under-educated flake who thinks she'll get genital herpes by wiping her bum on paper that other people have sneezed near and had a full-blown pissy-knickered argument with Emily about a pair of hair straighteners, culminating in the devastated wail of "It's not my fault my hair has a natural curl." And because the fight was between Emily and Chanelle - and Chanelle is Ziggy's best chance of getting a photoshoot in Closer magazine post-Big Brother - Ziggy had no choice but to put Emily up for eviction.

As much as Emily is a snorting overprivileged guffbag with a frighteningly disproportionate opinion of herself and a voice that makes people gleefully daydream about pillowcase suffocation, we can't see her getting evicted from Big Brother tomorrow night. We wouldn't mind if she was evicted from Big Brother tomorrow night, we just can't see it happening. Current Big Brother betting odds - 13/8 

Tomorrow - Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Shabnam. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!

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8 Responses to “Big Brother Betting Odds: Emily & Shabnam Up, Emily Out?”

  1. Marcus Says:
    June 7th, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    After Emily was removed from the Big Brother house (a few hours before this post appeared on hecklerspray), she was asked what on earth she’d been thinking.
    Here’s how she replied: “Now why have I done this? Is it only for shock value? Well, if all the niggers started calling each other nigger, not only among themselves, which they do anyway, but among others… If the President got on television and said, ‘I’m considering appointing two or three top niggers in the country to my cabinet’… If it was nothing but nigger, nigger, nigger… In six months ‘nigger’ wouldn’t mean any more than ‘Goodnight’, ‘God bless you’, or ‘I promise to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me God’. When that beautiful day comes, you’ll never see another nigger kid come home from school crying because some motherfucker called him a nigger.”
    See Emily isn’t such a nincompoop after all. She’s the new Lenny Bruce.

  2. Ms. Jessica hartley Says:
    June 7th, 2007 at 7:22 pm

    Hecklerspray, I think you guys are awesome! Sure, you are sometimes a little harsh when it comes to poking fun at celebrities (but who doesn’t enjoy that?).
    You guys are amongst the wittiest writers I have yet encountered and I wish to thank you for all the times you have brightened up my day with your piquant writing.
    Good luck to you!
    Warm regards,
    Jessica

  3. Chris Laverty Says:
    June 7th, 2007 at 11:36 pm

    Jessica Hartley - we like her. Send her a basket of something.

  4. Sammi Says:
    June 8th, 2007 at 12:18 am

    What a silly little girl.. I sympathise with her on the fact that I do not think she deliberatley intended to cause offence. However, surely housemates prior entering were warned about racism.. so her comment did shock me and I understand why she was removed. Charley was obviously offended (even though she said she was not) it was all she could go on about.. so something had to be done.
    Big Brother these days they cant do anything right.. whats happened to the crazy fun it once was!? I think they need some more male company.. its getting all a bit too bitchy for me.
    I wonder what suprise will be install for us next, being that there is not an eviction Friday.

  5. AFRICAN MAN Says:
    June 11th, 2007 at 3:25 am

    FUCKING WHITE WHORE
    FUCKING RACIST UNITED KINGDOM
    I SPIT ON YOU BRITISH

  6. erry Says:
    June 11th, 2007 at 10:48 am

    ^^^^ erm.. pottle kettle ;-)

  7. The Lidl Superstore Says:
    August 7th, 2007 at 6:15 pm

    Piquant indeed! I’ve been up and down the Kings Road all evening and I’ve not found any plastic chess sets!

  8. Edward Elgar Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:56 pm

    I’m a big BB fan, but Knight Rider on UKTV Gold is my fav.

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