Do you get the feeling that Big Brother knew who was going to get evicted tonight? Because, you know, it seems strange that the housemates got evicted right at the moment that they were dressed up as members of the opposite sex.

And, you know, what with Mohamed having big ladyhair and Kat looking like a sort of androgynous Thai businessman – well, it all seems a bit too neat for us. Anyway, Mohamed and Kat got evicted from Big Brother tonight, which would be a surprise if only every single bellend on Earth hadn’t predicted it already. Oh well, not long and it’ll all be over.

But who’s going to win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Darnell to win, with help from Paddy Power…

Darnell - Let’s be quite clear about this; Darnell isn’t going to win Big Brother, and that’s a shame. He could have used that prize money for the lifetime of therapy he obviously needs. Although he started off on Big Brother nicely enough – joking around and singing and giving everyone a chance to see that albinos aren’t the child-snatching woodland monsters we all believed them to be – lately Darnell’s literally gone berserk. He’s flared up at Sara more times than we care to remember, he’s been officially warned about his unstable behaviour by Big Brother and let’s not forget that time he he smeared himself in chocolate and went on a frightening self-hate rant. In a way it’d be cool if Darnell won Big Brother – he’d easily be the least-likable winner of the show since Anthony in 2005 – but it’s not going to happen. Still, if we ever do betting odds for Big Brother housemates most likely to run through a shopping centre indiscriminately firing a machine gun, Darnell’s basically a shoo-in. Current Big Brother betting odds – 16/1

Tomorrow: Big Brother betting odds. Why, what did you expect? Unless he gets evicted tonight, in which case God knows. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to Paddy Power to see the full list of Big Brother betting odds.