Wow, we knew the Big Brother housemates were annoying arseholes, but we didn't think that they were such annoying arseholes that we'd lose three of them within the first week.

Shahbaz already hotfooted it out of the Big Brother house after having what seemed to be a genuine nervous breakdown when Posh George and Twatty Sezer nicked his clothes, and now Dawn has walked from Big Brother, too. Depending on how many layers your tinfoil hat currently has, Dawn either got annoyed at not having any clothes and walked, or was ejected from the Big Brother house for contacting the outside world, or she was a spy/mole/journalist/alien and the Big Brother producers made up a lie to get rid of her and save face. Or, you know, something.

But there's still a Big Brother eviction to take place tonight, and so we've got the very latest Big Brother betting odds for tonight's eviction – for Bonnie and Glyn – with betting odds from PaddyPower.com…

Glyn – Picture this: you're the head boy at your tiny provincial school, a fact which inexplicably makes you think you'll be made into a national star by appearing on Big Brother. However, upon seeing the hateful, overcompensating bigmouths that you'll be sharing the Big Brother house with, you quickly retreat into yourself and make little or no mark on anything that happens in the house whatsoever. You get placed up for Big Brother eviction; which means you need to do something – anything – just to get yourself noticed enough to get viewers on your side. What do you do? You cut your hair. Silently. And nothing else. Your name is Glyn, and the haircut thing seems to have worked, bizarrely. Current Big Brother betting odds – 5/1 

Bonnie – Given the choice of evicting Bonnie or Glyn from the Big Brother house, we'd like to see Glyn go. But that doesn't look likely, because Bonnie's Big Brother betting odds are so short you'd need to put down your life savings just go get a vaguely decent return. It's a shame, because Bonnie seems perpetually on the brink of some full-scale meltdown. Convinced, and rightly so, that none of the other Big Brother housemates like her, Bonnie has spent the last few days sobbing and angrily shouting "yer BASTARDS" at Big Brother. All this hatred just because she's got lousy diction and wears too much eye-liner. Current Big Brother betting odds – 1/10

That's it for this week – next week should see a new batch of replacement housemates join Big Brother, and we'll have some more Big Brother betting odds for you! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Big Brother betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!

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[story by Stuart Heritage]