Eight housemates face eviction from Big Brother tonight, and Sara isn’t one of them. Seriously, why even bother?
Instead, the Big Brother housemates who will all be holding their sphincters in as tightly as possible at about 10:30 tonight are Kat, Darnell, Dale, Stuart, Mohamed, Luke, Rex and Rachel. One of them has to go. We know. Just one. Life sucks, doesn’t it?
So here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Luke, Dale, Rachel, Rex and Stuart for you to work backwards with, courtesy of Paddy Power…
Luke – Luke was one of the Big Brother housemates to be nominated for eviction before all this football nonsense came along and made us have to write about four times as many housemates as we wanted to. Will the Big Brother viewers remain loyal to the housemates’ original choices? Probably not. Are we past the point of caring at the moment? Yup. Current Big Brother betting odds – 1/6
Dale – Dale is overwhelming the favourite to be evicted from Big Brother tonight because, well, because he’s a staggering tossbasket. He was a useless Big Brother head of house, he’s clearly a bit too in love with himself and he definitely deserves to be evicted tonight, if only for the heartbreaking look on his face when he realises that Jennifer isn’t there and that she doesn’t love him any more. That’d be television gold almost on the level of Tonightly, the brand new top-notch, very funny show that immediately follows the Big Brother eviction on Channel 4 tonight. Ahem. Current Big Brother betting odds – 12/1
Rachel – As perfectly obvious as it is that Rachel is lovely and the victim of needless bullying in the Big Brother house, there’s a part of us that half-expects her to be evicted tonight. Two reasons for this: 1) there’s a slowly-growing backlash building against Happy House, of which Rachel is a chief member, and 2) people are mostly idiots. Current Big Brother betting odds – 40/1
Rex – Rex, despite building a smidge of a following round these parts, absolutely threw it all away this week when, after watching the Big Brother intro tapes, he rounded on Rachel and made her cry. Rex says Rachel is a fake and a phony, but it’s better to be a fake than a braying, arrogant twunt. Right everyone? Everyone? We’re the only ones who care about this, aren’t we? Fiddlesticks. Current Big Brother betting odds – 8/1
Stuart – And then there’s Stuart, who was head of the Big Brother house this week until his cockheaded idea to discuss nominations by cackhandedly assigning each housemate a football team backfired. That’s one more thing to cry about, isn’t it Stuart, along with the way that nobody loves you and you miss your daughter and boo hoo hoo hoo hoo mer mer mer. Current Big Brother betting odds – 80/1
Next week: More Big Brother betting odds. What did you expect? But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to Paddy Power to see the full list of Big Brother betting odds.
David says
bye bye luke
Joke Police says
I still care.
Much as Fooking Dale is eminently smackable, I think odds of 1/6 makes Luke the overwhelming favourite to go. He’s a drama queen, he only cares about the hundred grand cheque, he’d stab everyone in the back, he’s the biggest gameplayer in the house ETC ETC ETC. I really hope they prepare some detailed statistical breakdown of how many times he has said all these massively tedious things while he’s been in the house.
(comes back to reality…) Did I just write that? I probably deserve some smackdown from the HS regulars for this post.
Jason says
Yes!!!!!! I thought I was the only one who was hating Happy House, I hope this slow-burning backlash increases soon, and those Cookie lovers will be evicted.
Get Darnell Out!!!!!!
The Dread Pirate Sausage! says
He’s a total scientologist freak and the lawsuit serves him and his cronies well! The gaul of ANY o’th-
…oh, sorry.