Friday was the all-singing, all-dancing climax to Big Brother's Fake Week, where Charley inevitably got evicted from the Big Brother house, only to go through a stilted interview and return to the Big Brother house all guns blazing.

And what a mind-expanding moment it was too, right? Well, OK, in reality the fake Big Brother eviction was a bit of a damp squib; instead of the fireworks that the Big Brother producers would have liked, all that really happened was Charley got a bit confused and all the other housemates were just pleased to see her back. All in all the most dramatic thing to happen on Friday's Big Brother was that Chanelle briefly cried, but then again Chanelle would cry if you showed her a photograph of a shoe these days. Oh, by the way, we're pretty sure that Nicky and Gerry are already up for eviction this week. But shhh.

But now that the fake Big Brother eviction palaver is over, who's going to win Big Brother? Here's part one of this week's Big Brother betting odds to win – for Nicky, Tracey, Ziggy and Charley – with help from Paddy Power…

Nicky – Nicky is 28. We thought we'd bring this point to your attention because, based purely on the way she's been acting lately, anyone'd think that she was three billion years old. Perhaps it was a reaction to her Big Brother nomination, but Nicky – already the living embodiment of the word 'sour' – now chooses to spend the bulk of her time sulking in the Big Brother caravan, screaming abuse at anyone who dares to ask her why she doesn't go outside or talk to anyone or smile ever. It's honestly hard to see how Nicky could become any more embittered in the Big Brother house, short of developing a hunchback or a chronic Watchdog letter-writing habit or whatever. Anyway, we've heard that Nicky's up for eviction this week, so don't hold your breath. Current Big Brother betting odds – 66/1

Tracey – Remember a few weeks ago when Tracey was the favourite to win Big Brother? So do we. Weird, huh? We think perhaps Tracey's initial Big Brother popularity explosion was down to a vague similarity with Crazy Pete from last year's Big Brother, albeit a version of Crazy Pete played by Sean Bean who has come to understand Tourettes as an illness that makes the sufferer add the suffix '-age' to every single fucking word they ever speak. Tracey's gruff, nicotine-demented persona has proved to be so vastly unpopular in the Big Brother house that she's a guaranteed target for nominations, and we really can't see her surviving for much longer unless she actually decides to do something. Current Big Brother betting odds – 50/1

Ziggy – Ziggy is another Big Brother housemate who was once tipped to win, although it's far easier to see why Ziggy has become so unpopular. Ziggy, you see, is a tosspot. A preening, pseudo-deep boyband tosspot with a face like a concerned handbag and the voice of Cliff Richard narrating an episode of Ross Kemp On Gangs. Perhaps Ziggy's Big Brother unpopularity has to do with him breaking up with Chanelle again this week, and then spending 72 hours being unforgivably condescending to her. However, we think that the real reason why Ziggy's Big Brother betting odds have plummeted is because all the emotional turmoil of the last week has left him constantly pulling his 'pained sensitive man' face – you know, the face that makes him look like a constipated pensioner straining to read a distant eye-chart. It's this face that makes us think that Ziggy's days in the Big Brother house are doomed, and it's also the reason why we're training a flock of geese to smash into Ziggy's face the instant he leaves the house – but that's another story. Current Big Brother betting odds – 40/1

Charley – Some people are saying that Big Brother deliberately engineered Big Brother's Fake Week to increase the chances of Charley winning Big Brother. That has happened to some extent – Charley is no longer the least favourite to win Big Brother – but she hasn't exactly endeared herself to anyone, has she? Only Charley could be put through what she was on Friday night – culminating in a walk through a crowd so ferociously against her that Davina McCall genuinely looked like she feared for her life – and come out screaming "They love me!" for four hours like some sort of deluded Hollywood actress. Only Charley could have commented on all the thousands of banners with her name on them and not noticed that they all actually read 'Get Charley Out' and 'Charley Is A Demented Bitch Slut From Hell'. Whether Charley really did mistake the boos for cheers, or if it's all a ploy to throw off the other housemates, is beside the point. The point is: Charley – Christ what an arsehole. Current Big Brother betting odds – 25/1

Tomorrow: Big Brother betting odds for Carole, Sam, Chanelle and Gerry. But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!