Big Brother Betting Odds: Charley Out, Five Massive Arseholes In

On Friday night Charley became the latest housemate to be evicted from Big Brother, as the public finally worked out that when Charley said "I'm not being funny" a thousand times a sentence, she really wasn't being funny - but that's not all.

Because also on Friday, five new semi-Big Brother housemates were put into something called the Big Brother halfway house, with Big Brother promising us that their arrival would really shake things up. Three of the five new almost-housemates will have been booted off of Big Brother forever by the end of today, so all you need know is that one of the new Big Brother housemates is a pagan arsehole, one is a glamour model arsehole who isn't nearly as pretty or clever as she thinks she is, one is a big-mouthed arsehole, one is a rah-rah hoity-toity arsehole and one is a 36-year-old teddy-loving virgin arsehole who's bisexual at spanking, or something. And that's literally all you need to know.

But who's going to win Big Brother? Here's part one of this week's Big Brother betting odds to win - for Tracey, Ziggy and Sam - with help from Paddy Power…

Tracey - Tracey looked fairly victorious on Friday's Big Brother when she realised that she'd survived another Big Brother eviction. But the poor girl didn't realise that she was up for eviction against Charley, and Robert Mugabe would have probably survived an eviction against her. But, credit where it's due, we do like Tracey a little more after her stint as a judge on the Big Brother TV talent show. Asked to channel her inner Simon Cowell, Tracey instead became a terrifying hybrid of half rabid Elvis and half Mad Frankie Fraser beating up a nonce. Expect to see Tracey judging a new TV show called Britain Used To Have Talent Until That Angry Raver Just Made It Shit Itself as soon as she's evicted from the Big Brother house. And that'll be soon. Current Big Brother betting odds - 125/1

Ziggy - Last week Ziggy made Big Brother history by possibly boning Chanelle, an unsightly union made all the more desperately unappealing by the realisation that Ziggy becomes even smugger than usual during sex. And Ziggy's relationship pattern is getting so old now that we can't see him ever getting another girlfriend any time soon. This is the pattern: 1) Ziggy gets randy. 2) Ziggy attaches himself to the nearest female and flirts relentlessly if somewhat smugly. 3) Ziggy gets his prize and then almost instantly starts to hyperventilate and look for ways to escape. 4) Ziggy breaks up with his conquest in an unimaginably condescending way. 5) Ziggy gets randy and the whole sorry saga begins again. It's like the circle of life, but smugger and with more leathery skin. Current Big Brother betting odds - 66/1

Sam - Weird things, these Big Brother betting odds. Just look at Sam. Believe the Big Brother betting odds and you'll see she's less popular than Gerry (freakish Greek manchild), Carole (malevolent cleaning dictator) and Chanelle (gigantic twatheaded fucktard) - but for what? For never contributing anything more than a mumbled, semi-intelligible sentence mostly comprised of the word 'pink' to the Big Brother house once every ten days? For being less interesting than her twin sister? For steadfastly refusing to flirt with any of the male Big Brother housemates? For having eyes slightly further apart than normal? Why, yes, these Big Brother betting odds are spot on. Get Sam out. Current Big Brother betting odds - 33/1

Tomorrow - Big Brother betting odds for Carole, Gerry and Chanelle. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!