We don't want to speak too soon, but it looks like the first Big Brother eviction of the series will take place tomorrow – provided nobody starts running around the Big Brother house screaming racist abuse at everything they can see, naturally.

As reported yesterday, three Big Brother housemates have been nominated for tomorrow's eviction – Tracey, Carole and Shabnam – and they've all reacted in very different ways. Carole is upset at the treachery that led to her nomination, Shabnam in under the mistaken impression that being up for Big Brother eviction twice in two weeks makes her the most famous girl in the world and Tracey has just sort of mooched around burping out one of her stock phrases whenever the mood takes her. We'd be happy to see the back of any of them, to be honest, but which housemate will be evicted from the Big Brother house tomorrow?

Here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Tracey and Carole, with help from Paddy Power…

Tracey – Unbeknownst to Gerry, Seany and the evil Big Brother twins, by nominating Tracey for eviction they've picked on the Big Brother housemate who's currently the favourite to win the whole goddamn show. We're a little confused as to why Tracey's been nominated, seeing as all she does is doss around the Big Brother house all day constantly burbling about how everything is "propa nuff mental wicked phat, yeah?"… OK, so that's why Tracey has probably been put up for Big Brother eviction. Or else it's got something to do with the basically sensible way that Tracey tries to stop the other Big Brother housemates from wolfing down all the food in one go. Either way, it doesn't matter – we'll eat our hat if she goes tomorrow. And it's not a very delicious hat, either. Current Big Brother betting odds – 18/1

Carole – Every year on Big Brother there tends to be a housemate who starts off being all "woo, yeah" and ends up sobbing in a corner in the foetal position. Ladies and gentlemen, Carole is that housemate. Although we imagine that Carole thought she could use her Big Brother experience to a) show the world that older people can still fulfil roles in modern-day society and b) educate the nation about underground left-wing policies, what's actually happened is that Carole a) immediately decided to be everyone's Mum and then b) threw a series of weeping tantrums because she was doing all the work. If Carole's time in the Big Brother house continues the same way, we're half-expecting her to be dangling from a lightshade by week six. As it is, though, we think Carole might just sneak through the nomination process this week. Maybe it'll spur her on to be a bit happier too, the mardy windbag. Current Big Brother betting odds – 10/1

Tomorrow – Big Brother eviction odds for Shabnam. But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!