Big Brother Betting Odds: Bye Bye Billi

After the Big Brother week of excitement that saw a man wet himself, a failed sleep deprivation task, a slop-only diet and - oh, let's say it again - a man wetting himself, the climax comes tonight with another Big Brother eviction.

Oh, one more exciting thing happened this week - Jonathan left the Big Brother house. Well, alright Jonathan didn't leave the Big Brother house, but he certainly told Big Brother that he was leaving and then he told all the other housemates that he was leaving… and then he changed his mind and decided to stay in the Big Brother house. It's this sort of mind-blistering excitement that just keeps us coming back to Big Brother again and again. And a professional obligation. But mainly the excitement thing.

Tonight, either Carole, Tracey or Billi will be evicted from the Big Brother house. So, since we looked at Carole and Tracey yesterday, here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Billi, with help from Paddy Power…

Billi - There's a perfectly good reason for Billi to be the favourite for tonight's Big Brother eviction, and that's because he's the biggest prick in the universe. Billi is such a massive turd that he's inexplicably managed to make Ziggy insecure about his own turdiness, and it's only Billi's occasional decision to engage Charley in petty schoolyard arguing that's stopping Billi from actually becoming a lump of literal turd. The thing that everyone has managed to latch onto about Billi is that he's sneaky, but he's actually sneaky in an exceptionally dimwitted way. Who, for instance, would hatch an evil plan to oust some of the Big Brother housemates - and then remind everyone of what a fiendish devil he is by telling them all the exact methodology of his plan? The boy's so much of a dick that his Big Brother betting odds are so ridiculous that you won't even make any money from his eviction. Bastard. Current Big Brother betting odds - 1/50

Next week - more Big Brother betting odds, yay! But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!