First Big Brother news first – every single Big Brother housemate is up for eviction this week after Jayne constantly let her awful mouth break Big Brother rule after Big Brother rule. Oh, every housemate except for Jayne is up.

But that's a discussion that's for another time, because, holding our nose and wearing rubber gloves, we're going to tell you what happened during the Big Brother Spin The Bottle game: Nikki kissed Pete, Aisleyne kissed Pete, Nikki kissed Aisleyne, Aisleyne didn't kiss Spiral. Spiral flew into a rejection-fuelled rampage that lasted for 12 hours. And then, the moment none of us wanted to ever see. Glyn was given his second lapdance. By Jayne. Oh the humanity.

Has that display of filth affected the Big Brother betting odds? Let's have a look: here are the Big Brother betting odds to win for Michael, Aisleyne, Jennie and Mikey, with betting odds from PaddyPower.com…

Michael – In the House Next Door, Michael managed to hold his own for the most part; giving shoddy inspirational speeches about David Beckham kicking a ball and doing his "Yeah I'm gay, so what?" speech from morning until night. But now Michael has been swallowed up inside the regular Big Brother house. He's not making friends but he isn't making enemies either – he's just drifting about in the least-interesting way humanly possible. Perhaps Michael knows that keeping quiet will ensure he stays in the Big Brother house for longer; he is a Mensa member, after all. The fact that he had to join an organisation to prove he was clever speaks volumes. Current Big Brother betting odds – 22/1

Aisleyne – Last week was, without a doubt, Aisleyne's week. From crying endlessly because she'd been 'evicted' to pulling her Narnia face inside the House Next Door to reacting to Jonathan's departure like she'd just sent him off to be gassed, the attention was firmly focused on her. But now Aisleyne is back in the Big Brother house and, although she's been papering over all the offence she caused in her last week, thinks look set to bust wide open at any point. Add all of Jayne's simmering resentment towards Aisleyne and you have a recipe for Big Brother nominations. Current Big Brother betting odds – 22/1

Jennie – Being in the main Big Brother house has helped Jennie to flower a bit. Well, only in the sense that she has actually opened her mouth to speak once or twice, which is at least a step up from her behaviour in the House Next Door – even if one of those times was to sing a Jesus song. Perhaps next week the cheeky Scouser can go one step further and actually string a handful of sentences together. Oh, who are we trying to kid? Current Big Brother betting odds – 20/1

Mikey – Mikey has been stepping up his affection for Imogen lately. Now, before you start calling Mikey a dog for going behind Grace's back like that, we think there's a perfectly good explanation for Mikey flirting with Imogen so outrageously lately – it's because Jayne has been giving him the glad-eye. Mikey's already had his head wedged between Jayne's gigantic sausagey thighs once, and he didn't look as if he enjoyed it very much. Now, with Jayne sitting in the Big Brother garden barking about how much she'd like to "do" him, Mikey has no choice but to use Imogen as a kind of pretty Welsh human shield from Jayne's terrifying advances. See, it's simple. You'd do the same. Current Big Brother betting odds – 16/1

Tomorrow – more Big Brother betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Big Brother betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!

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[story by Stuart Heritage]