Oh, you Big Brother-watching idiots. You went and evicted Belinda before her incessant snoring sent Luke on a stabbing frenzy. Well done. No, really.

But the eviction of Belinda hasn’t been the only thing to happen in the Big Brother house this weekend – the mantle of Big Brother head of house has passed from Darnell to Dale. What will his tenure as boss be like? Better than Darnell’s? Worse? Or, as we suspect, so sodding similar that you’ll want to corkscrew your own eyes out just for a bit of variation? You decide.

But who’s going to win Big Brother this year? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mohamed, Maysoon, Sara and Rebecca, with help from Paddy Power…

Mohamed – Regular readers will remember that this time last week we urged Mohamed to do something, anything, to prove his worth as a Big Brother housemate. Readers, Mohamed has not let us down – in the last seven days Mohamed has played out of his skin in that he a) ate a banana and b) picked up a toothbrush. Great work Mohamed! However, it’s a testament to Mohamed’s incredible unpopularity that both of these actions resulted in gigantic arguments. Mohamed obviously doesn’t stand a hope in hell of winning Big Brother, but let’s keep him in for a few more weeks. We want to see what the most gaspingly mundane thing he’s capable of turning into a flare-up is. Current Big Brother betting odds – 100/1

Maysoon – Maysoon is another Big Brother housemate worthy of our praise this week, because she’s done the impossible and managed to be even more pointless and anonymous than Mohamed. The woman literally doesn’t do anything. Alright, maybe that’s a lie – this weekend she ran for head of the house. Sadly, and somewhat inevitably, she lost, which was a shame. Being head of the Big Brother house means that you have to occasionally assert your personality, and – since Maysoon doesn’t actually have one of those – we were interested to see what she’d assert instead. Her lovely hair? Current Big Brother betting odds – 66/1

Sara - You know when you just instinctively don’t like someone for no reason? That’s pretty much exactly how we feel about Sara. We just can’t help it – it’s probably got something to do with her voice. When Sara speaks, it’s like the world’s most vacuously self-obsessed mosquito has got jammed into your ear and just keeps burrowing closer and closer towards your brain until the monotonous whine gets too much to bear and you end up shooting your face off with a cannon just to make it stop. We don’t even know what Sara has done in the Big Brother house this last week, but one thing’s for sure – even if she stopped world hunger she’d probably still piss us off a little bit. Current Big Brother betting odds – 50/1

Rebecca – Rebecca is in the heaven side of the Big Brother house now, but last week she was in the hell side and didn’t we all bloody know about it. Even though she’s probably got enough fat stored up in her colossal funbags to keep her going without food for a solid couple of decades, Rebecca moaned and whined and, at one point, actually collapsed because it was all too much for her. Speaking of Rebecca’s boobs, this last week has been characterised by her worries that the lack of food would make her jugs shrivel away to nothing. Rebecca, we think we speak on behalf of the entire nation when we say that if your boobs shrivelling away to nothing is what it’ll take for you to stop wanging them about in the mistaken belief that they’re somehow erotic, then we’re going to start campaigning for you never to eat again. Current Big Brother betting odds – 33/1

Tomorrow – Big Brother betting odds for Lisa, Rachel, Stuart, Rex and Mikey. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to Paddy Power to see the full list of Big Brother betting odds.