Big Brother 8 is almost upon us – there’s less than 10 days to go until every moment of your waking life is turned over obsessing about a group of people who’d all like nothing more than to get a job hosting a TV at midnight on UKTV Gardens.

And Big Brother means one thing – Big Brother betting odds. The second that Big Brother 8 launches we’re going to be nosediving straight into a never-ending slew of betting odds for actual things that are actually happening on Big Brother, but before then we’re going to let to let you bet on a bunch of stuff that could happen on Big Brother but probably won’t but might if we all close our eyes really tight and wish. Imagine if there really is a horrific bombscare in the Big Brother house this year – you’ll be kicking yourself that you didn’t place a fiver on that at 25/1 when you had the chance yesterday. Just remember that.

Here are the Big Brother betting odds for a weekly anger management class, with help from Paddy Power…