Big Brother 8 is almost upon us – there's less than 10 days to go until every moment of your waking life is turned over obsessing about a group of people who'd all like nothing more than to get a job hosting a TV at midnight on UKTV Gardens.

And Big Brother means one thing – Big Brother betting odds. The second that Big Brother 8 launches we're going to be nosediving straight into a never-ending slew of betting odds for actual things that are actually happening on Big Brother, but before then we're going to let to let you bet on a bunch of stuff that could happen on Big Brother but probably won't but might if we all close our eyes really tight and wish. Imagine if there really is a horrific bombscare in the Big Brother house this year – you'll be kicking yourself that you didn't place a fiver on that at 25/1 when you had the chance yesterday. Just remember that.

Here are the Big Brother betting odds for a weekly anger management class, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother to run a weekly anger management class in the house – Oh Christ, imagine how terrible this would be. A weekly Big Brother anger management class. That would ruin everything – the snarling, self-aggrandising egomaniac Big Brother housemates would gradually, thanks to their anger management classes, learn how to eloquently describe their feelings to each other. How in the name of baby Moses is that even entertainment? "Day 36. Horatio and Joshua have been discussing their long-held abandonment issues stemming from their rootless childhood for three hours." That's not what what we want. We want to see pikeys scraping off their scabs into black people's mince and then wanking off on a sleeping girl's leg. Anger management would ruin everything. Current Big Brother betting odds – 16/1

Tomorrow - Big Brother betting odds for Big Brother parrots. But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.