Big Brother Betting Odds: All The Swapped Halfway Housemates Up

Have you been able to decide whether this Big Brother halfway house thing is a fascinating twist to Big Brother proceedings or a brain-cramping exercise in utter pointlessness yet? No, us neither, but that won't stop one Big Brother halfway housemate from going tomorrow.

Except they won't be the Big Brother halfway housemates you were probably expecting. According to Big Brother, this week's public eviction will be between whoever happens to be in the Big Brother halfway house at a certain time. Up until last night that was Ziggy, Liam, Jonty and Amy - but then Big Brother decided to pull one giant switcheroo and so now facing the Big Brother eviction tomorrow are Shanessa, David, Kara-Louise and Tracey. Keeping up? You're doing better than us, then.

This news is so hot that Paddy Power doesn't even have Big Brother eviction betting odds yet, so we're going to give you the housemates' betting odds to win and you'll need to do some backwards maths to work out who's most likely to go.

So here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Tracey and David, with help from Paddy Power… 

Tracey - We're pretty sure that Tracey won't be evicted from the Big Brother house tomorrow, for the simple reason that people actually know who she is. Granted, those same people think that Tracey is a chinny tosser who is physically incapable of saying anything other than a limited set of predetermined catchphrases, but that's more than they know about any of the other Big Brother halfway housemates. The only thing that'd make people vote for Tracey to be evicted would be the furious way she reacted to the news that she'd become a Big Brother halfway housemate - we've seen people lick shit off a stinging nettle who managed to look more graceful than Tracey last night. So let's say that Tracey's safe, if only because it'll be funnier when she's inevitably evicted normally. Current Big Brother betting odds to win - 50/1

David - We haven't mentioned much about David in these Big Brother betting odds so far for a couple of reasons: 1) Aside from saying 'David is the world's first perfectly spherical Big Brother housemate' or 'David looks like the result of a fight between Matt Willis from Busted and a hundredweight of chocolate eclairs' we haven't really got much on him and 2) Big Brother seems to be doing a pretty good job of slagging him off itself. It seems like all of last night's Big Brother was about housemates discussing what why David is such a shifty little git - Liam was at it, Ziggy was at it, Tracey was at it, Brian was at it - but don't write David off yet. He's a pagan, remember, so he can probably… um… tie a knot in a piece of taffeta and say the name of his beloved three times. And he'll stay a part of Big Brother. Worse luck. Current Big Brother betting odds to win - 50/1

Tomorrow - Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Kara-Louise and Shanessa. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!