Big Brother Betting Odds: Twins & New Housemates Up, Jonty To Win?

Aha. Now we see the real reason for the Big Brother time travel task - it's to collar a bunch of old Big Brother housemates and send them into the current Big Brother house for a lap of honour, like Alex and Adele from five years ago.

Oh, don't pretend that you don't know who Alex and Adele from BB3 are - Alex was a hygiene-obsessed weirdo and Adele had terrifying abdominal muscles. They kissed once. There were tongues. It was disgusting. Anyway, Alex and Adele joined a select few of the Big Brother housemates for a game of keepy-uppies, darts and basketball as part of this week's task. We sort of hope this old Big Brother housemate revisiting trend continues if we're honest with you - part of us really wants to see Bubble take on Maxwell in a cagefight. To the death. If that's possible.

Nominated for Big Brother this week are the twins, Jonty, Amy and Kara-Louise. But who's going to win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds - for Amanda, Jonty, Liam and Brian - with help from Paddy Power…

Amanda - So it's happened. Brian has dramatically confessed his love for Amanda and they've spent the intervening time deciding whether it was a huge mistake or if they really want to spend the next three weeks cuddling and snuggling like a couple of especially stupid hibernating chipmunks. Will Amanda and Brian turn out to be a fully-fledged Big Brother couple, or is it all mass wishful thinking? We must know the truth, because we'd quite like to leave Britain before the two of them start producing offspring, since - statistically speaking - any child made by Amanda and Brian would be so utterly clueless that they'd probably manage to sink us all by the age of ten. But, despite all this, Amanda remains the female housemate with the best Big Brother betting odds. And that's something to be proud of. Well, it would be something to be proud of if she wasn't being beaten by a 36-year-old virgin who giggles every time that he farts. Current Big Brother betting odds - 14/1

Jonty - OK, yes, it's been about three seconds since we made a joke at Jonty's expense - come on, he is a teddy-loving 36-year-old virgin and bisexual spanker who appears to have the most hilarious wind problem in history - but you know what? We think that Jonty has what it takes to win Big Brother. He's literally a textbook example of the strong Big Brother late-comer. Endearingly geeky, unfailingly polite, possessed of the disarming contagious habit of laughing uncontrollably each and every time he farts and impossibly intelligent - how can Big Brother not have worked out that his collection of flag T-shirts are direct communication with the outside world yet - Jonty is the kind of man we'd like to have as an uncle. Apart from the spanking bit. We're not weird, you know. Current Big Brother betting odds - 8/1

Liam - We were expecting Liam's set of Big Brother betting odds this week to predominantly focus on his burgeoning romance with fellow Big Brother housemate Amy, but Liam's decided to put a halt to all of that malarkey all of a sudden. It just goes to show what a clever chap Liam actually is; he's seen for himself what a bodge the Ziggy and Chanelle relationship was - Chanelle went mad and left and Ziggy couldn't be more unpopular if his hair was matted with dog shit and tampons all the time - and he's obviously decided that association with someone as disliked as Amy would only hurt his chances of winning Big Brother. In a way we have to admit that we're pleased by this turn of events, though - because any girl who gets together with Liam will step on the toes of Liam's greatest-ever love. That's Liam, by the way. Current Big Brother betting odds - 4/1

Brian - You know we've wanted Brian to win Big Brother since year dot. You know that, right? You know that we hold Brian's gormless naivety in such high regard that it'd take something massive - something really huge - to make us change our mind about him? You know that? Well, we're sad to admit that it might have happened, and it's all down to Shanessa. You see, Brian on his own shouting things like "bell-end" and "yogurt top" is the stuff of Big Brother champions. Brian sitting down unsure of whether he should be alarmed or aroused by the dumpy Welsh bleach-blonde slapper who's gyrating topless on his groin in front of literally everyone in the Big Brother house most assuredly is not. It'll take a lot to erase the ghastly Big Brother lapdance from our minds, but hopefully in a few days Brian will walk into a window, fall on his bum and shout "shut up" to himself and everything will be back to normal again. Current Big Brother betting odds - 1/3

Tomorrow - a brand new set of Big Brother eviction betting odds. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!