What an anticlimax – Big Brother could have found so many ways to introduce a man into the all-female Big Brother house, but instead a vaguely handsome man got routinely slung in and the whole thing got padded out for 90 bloody minutes.

Think of what Big Brother could have done – the first male housemate could have been desperately ugly or gay or married or a male impersonator or a goat with a painted-on moustache but no – instead we’ve got Ziggy, possibly the most blandly self-satisfied tit in all of Big Brother history, which is really saying something. How will Ziggy’s arrival alter the dynamics of the Big Brother house? You know, unless it involves three gallons of petrol, a length or rope, a flamethrower and those awful shrieking twins, we’re not even sure that we care.

But anyway, here’s the first part of this week’s Big Brother betting odds to win – for Charley, Shabnam, Lesley and Emily – with betting odds from Paddy Power…