Reality TV maniacs, Michael Howard and other creatures of the night will be pleased to hear that Big Brother 6 will hit our screens in about seven weeks time, on 27th May.

Digital Spy is reporting that Davina and Dermot have both signed up for another term, which may last for 15 weeks if rumours prove correct. That’s longer than three months.

Presumably the producers need some help with dragging this one out. We think the use of electrified razor wire in the outdoor assault course challenges is something that evil-ass BB might want to consider.

And the contestants? Well, nobody knows, yet. Keep your eyes peeled on ebay though, as the opportunities for branding via tattoos are massive, should a contestant want to earn before walking into the house.

Here’s the prediction: a hippy one, a lezzer one, a posh one, a bi- one, a tranny one, a fat one, a loud one, a quiet one, a chef one, a model one, a muso one, a chav one and a minging one.

What think ye? And what would your favourite task be?