I am VERY hesitant to announce that Beyoncé and Jay Z have welcomed their twins into the world. I say hesitant because neither Beyoncé or Jay Z’s people have actually announced anything.
However, multiple media outlets, including the gossip Bible, Us Weekly, are reporting that Beyoncé gave birth to a little boy and a little girl this past Monday.
I don’t remember what I did last Monday, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t an overly miraculous day and nothing out of the ordinary happened with the weather, so I kind of find it hard to believe that Beyoncé expelled the two messiahs of hip hop and r&b from her womb that day. However, I DID have a really good Tuesday, not that that has anything to do with anything, my Fitbit just says that was my most active day last week and I like to think if Beyoncé gave birth last week it was probably on my most active day, you know?
So, like I said, there is no word on if any of this is true or if she actually had one boy and one girl, or if she named them Red and Yellow so her kids could all be named after primary colours, so really I have nothing. That being said, I WOULD put money on them naming a son Trayvon. That would be such a Beyoncé thing to do, you know? And if it’s a girl, I’ll go with Audre after black feminist scholar Audre Lorde. Yep, little Trayvon and Audre Knowles. Given Beyoncé’s actions and mindset these past few years I really feel like I should be putting money on these names.
But seriously, if those are the twins names, remember you heard it here first before other blogs and memes start stealing my shit like they did with that whole Kylie Jenner being dead shit. Assholes…