You may not know/care about this, but Beyonce runs a fashion label called Derriere Dereon with her mother, Tina, and they're currently launching a new range of hideous, skin-tight, studded outfits with bits glued on.
And how better to advertise something a biker would never wear than with a ?biker? themed photoshoot?
Now, I know what you’re thinking: she's taken some style tips from the Hell?s Angels, grown a beard, developed some shadowy connections, started drinking real ale and had ‘love’ and ‘hat’ tattooed on her knuckles by a drunk ex-convict at the annual Bulldog Bash Biker Festival in Stratford. But you’d be only partially right.
She's tattooed, yes, but a) they're not permanent and b) instead of a traditional biker motif like a flaming skull with snakes coming out of its eyes- each one chewing on a dead baby- she's covered in wussy spider webs and wings and spirals and shit (not actual shit. That would be a perfect biker tattoo- I was just being ?street?, innit).
Apparently, the range includes ?high waisted hot pants?. I hope, nay, DEMAND that the BBC have the Hairy Bikers dressed in these next series. If not, I won't pay my license fee.
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