One month ago, after having the shortest pregnant on the fucking planet, Beyoncé unleashed twin Messiah’s Sir (ugh) and Rumi (meh?) from her sacred, golden womb. No one has heard or seen much of Queen Bey since…until now!
Beyoncé decided to show off her twins in the most Beyoncé way possible, releasing their first image (seen above) on her Instagram account. If you’re wondering if that’s the same floral arrangement she used for her Instagram pregnancy reveal pic, I do believe it is. Who knew Beyoncé was such a cheap bitch?
First, I would like to say that that is a beautiful picture of Beyoncé and her twins are hella cute.
Second, I would like to say that the first thing I did when looking at this pic was zoom in on Beyoncé’s belly button because it either looks like she got her stomach photoshopped to death (she just had two twins, so I feel that), or she had that shit fixed up as soon as those twins came out (no judgement, I again FEEL THAT. Pregnancy can make you feel so weird about your body and if you got that sweet tummy fixin’ money you do what you need to do to feel comfortable, girl!). However, it does highlight how messed up I am that I zoomed in on that, right?
Third, and most importantly, is Beyoncé ever NOT extra anymore?? Like, she announced her pregnancy with Blue on stage in a dramatic reveal at the MTV awards, then her and Jay Z had marriage problems so they BOTH released fire albums with added visuals to deal with those problems, then she released that zany ass Instagram pregnancy reveal pic for the twins, NOW this is how she chooses to drop the first pic of her twins. In some fucking silk robe shit wearing a VEIL.
Like, is anyone else starting to think that the character of Titus from Kimmy Schmidt is just a gay male version of Beyoncé, because that bitch is ALWAYS so extra!?