You. You there. That’s right! You! You buy rubbish, thoughtless things for people! Why? Because Beyonce is showing us what proper love is like by buying her husband Jay-Z the world’s fastest road car. That’s right. Fastest car on the road, ever. And while you’re pissing about with a box of Celebrations, a home-made compilation … Continue reading Beyonce Buys Jay Z The World’s Fastest Road Car Death Trap Thingy