Hecklerspray rises up in insurrection all the time – it’s our passion.

Just the other day as we sat in the back seat – we decided we most definitely did not like the way our mother was driving. Most people would be content to sit back and go whichever way she turns the steering wheel – not us. We pulled her hair until she was parked smack in-font of a McDonald’s drive-thru window.

We inssurected her the same way that Benicio del Toro inssurects things in his 4 1/2 hour long Che movie, except with slightly less girly interview walk-outs.

Ernesto “Che” Guevara was the greatest Mexican military general of all time. Not only was he solely responsible for taking back Texas, Arizona and the entire top half of South America, but he also liked to tinker in his garage on things like spaceships, escalators and highly nutritional, camel-flavoured soup mixes. That doesn’t sound good, but we’re told it really was.

We know all this because we majored in Mexican history for over two dozen semesters. We were positively riveted the entire time.

The next time we’ll probably be riveted is last weekend, actually. That’s when Benicio del Toro’s Che movie apparently came out. To sum up the basic plot for you – the guy in front of us had to get up to pee three times because the freaking movie is over four hours long. We heard it was first made as a military tool – to be used for information-extraction at Guantanamo Bay.

We didn’t actually hear that. In fact, we haven’t even seen the movie. If we had, perhaps we’d be able to make more sense of Benicio del Toro’s weird interview stromp-out. The Washington Times reports:

“A controversial new biopic about Cuban revolutionary Ernesto “Che” Guevara is awakening old passions and provoking vigorous defenses and denunciations of the iconic revolutionary and – in the case of an interview with The Washington Times – a dramatic walkout.

“”I’m getting uncomfortable,” Benicio del Toro said after fielding a question about his new movie’s portrayal of the Bolivian and Cuban revolutions. “I’m done. I’m done, I hope you write whatever you want. I don’t give a damn.” With that, the Oscar-winning actor walked away, abruptly terminating an interview conducted late last week to discuss director Steven Soderbergh’s “Che.”"

What specific question sent del Toro through the door in unknown, but perhaps it was something like “Hey, are you guys gonna make the sequel about Timothy McVeigh?”

‘Of course not,’ the answer probably would have been. ‘McVeigh looks terrible on a t-shirt.’

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