Ben Affleck Vs Dr Raj Persaud - It’s ON!

Who is the most intelligent person in the world? Intelligence is a hard thing to gauge. Paxman? Vorderman? Minty from Eastenders?

If we are to judge a book by it’s cover (a bad thing, yes, we know), then Dr Raj Persaud must figure pretty highly up the list. He has, we’re told, a brain the size of a planet. And he can fix a pikey’s marriage problems over the phone in a matter of seconds.

Now, an easier question. Who is the least intelligent man alive? Vernon Kaye? Wayne Rooney? All the former members of Boyzone put together?

No, it’s hecklerspray’s guess that the stupidest man walking the Earth right now is none other than Ben Affleck. Why? Have you actually seen any of his films lately? Most people have enough in their skulls to know when to give up.

Affleck and Persaud share one common interest - a love of poker. But wait. Ben is the poker champion of California - an entire state of America - while the Doc can’t even win a lousy game on the telly.

We’re not exactly sure what the moral of this story is. But if Ben
Affleck is somehow better than Raj Persaud, then you must be too. And
by being better than Raj, you’re deflating his dangerously
out-of-proportion ego. And isn’t that the dream?

Party Poker
is the world’s largest poker room. There, you can read loads of
tuturials and advice about how to be better than Dr Raj Persaud. Then
you can play a few games for fun to sharpen your ‘being better than Dr
Raj Persaud’ skills. And then start to play for cash and win more money
than that smug therapist has ever seen in his stupid life.

Are you better than Dr Raj Persaud, or do you plan on becoming
better than Dr Raj Persaud in the near future? Please let us know,
we’re desperate to add you to our Christmas card list.

Take a look at Party Poker here.

[story by Stuart Heritage]