Ben Affleck Has Crap on His Hands
December 14th, 2005 at 16:30 by Chris Laverty
And it’s not another stinking movie! Boom! Boom! We’re talking about real crap. Baby crap. The worst kind.
Never mind though, Ben Affleck loves his infant daughter Violet so much he will happily change her nappies at will. Ben’s new missus Jennifer Garner, action star of Elektra and Mr. Magoo, is said to be over the moon.
But don’t take our word for it, oh no. Check out what a close family ‘insider’ has to say about Ben Affleck (DVDs) being constantly up to his elbows in Violet crap:
"Ben has been changing diapers. He’s an amazing father. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anybody happier. He’s already wrapped around Violet’s little finger."
Aw, isn’t that just the sweetest thing at Christmas time? A grown man changing nappies – and a rich one at that. Excuse us a minute, it’s all got a bit much.
God, the world is so beautiful.
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[story by Chris Laverty]
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