Since clawing out of her marriage to Kevin Federline, Britney Spears has been doing a pretty good impression of a boozed-up seasick stripper on a ferry in a hurricane on a hen night, but it’s all good because Britney Spears just loves being single.

Splitting up with Kevin Federline was the best thing that Britney Spears could ever have done – now the world can really see just how sexy a washed-up booze-flabbed 25-year-old single mother-of-two with a compulsion to flash her genitals at any opportunity can be. More than that, though, Britney Spears has described being single as “awesome” which would be nice, if only she hadn’t used the exact same word to describe Kevin Federline six months before dumping him. Perhaps Britney is confusing the word “awesome” with the phase “So utterly depressing that sometimes I get a bottle of pills out from the kitchen cupboard just so I can stare at it for an hour and wonder what if.”

Yeah, that’s probably it.