Now, granted, this is an advert. But it ticks so many of of personal requirements that we felt dutybound to share.

Which personal requirements are they? Well, the one about pretty Asian twins, for starters. And the one about furious Japanese fathers. And the one about giant inflatable rubber ducks who can terrorise entire cities by blasting sonic energy waves out of their faces. Honestly, if they’d just added a dinosaur dressed as a pirate dancing to banjo music this would have been a clean sweep. Anway, video after the jump…