There’s been rumours knocking around that one of the Bee Gees likes to have sex with people who aren’t his wife. This came about after Robin Gibb fathered a child with his housekeeper.
It wasn’t helped by the fact that, back in the ’90s, Gibb proudly crowed about how much he liked having threesomes with his wife on the Howard Stern Show. To clarify, they didn’t indulge in threesomes while on the show. Okay?
Anyway, Gibb is playing down these rumours of an open marriage, now saying that he and wife Dwina are more “conservative” than most couples.
Apparently, all that was a big wheeze and he was only joking with Stern when he said that he enjoys a sexually liberated relationship.
He said to the Daily Mail:
“It wasn’t a serious interview. Howard Stern was making up stories about his wife and other women, so I plugged into the joke. I was having fun in his world.
“We’ve never really said we have an open marriage. People like to imagine you’ve got a certain lifestyle, but it’s not quite like that at all… We actually have a very conservative relationship – more so than the average couple. We don’t drink or smoke. We’re not partying all the time. My idea of a good time is creating something and reading a good book.
Doesn’t matter though does it?
That’s because you’re now thinking of Robin Gibb’s sinewy old body writhing around in a bed between two women, looking very much like a sliver of overcooked bacon between to floury baps.
All the time, he was talking about being allowed out of the house occasionally to go and have a nice time doing boring things.
“Look, we’re not stuffed shirts. We have a free relationship. We give each other time and space to pursue activities – that doesn’t mean other people. But people have got to see it in terms of freedom of sex, because that’s the way they think. The average person can’t get it into their head that you don’t have to be talking about the physical the whole time. You can have individual freedom of space without that.”
So there you have it. You’re all perverts for thinking about Robin Gibb having sex. You dirty, dirty people. He was playing badminton while you lot were thinking about his erect member.
You make us sick.
Although, he did have it away with his housekeeper.