This is a fact: when Britney Spears split up with Kevin Federline, more than 75% of the world’s men mistakenly thought that they had a chance with her – but now that Britney Spears has decided to go bald, the percentage has dropped to around zero.

You’ll already know by now that Britney Spears decided to go bald and had her head shaved on Friday night – oh, and thanks a lot Britney; next time we decide to do something as classically deranged as that we’ll do it after you’ve just packed up for the weekend – but now the clever owner of the salon has decided to try to sell bald Britney Spears’ old hair on eBay. And it would have worked too, if only it weren’t for those darn fake bids.