Badvertising - The Oozinator

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April 13th, 2007 at 12:00 by C J Davies

You know what we're like here at hecklerspray - a cynical bunch of 'seen-it-all-before' types who probably wouldn't raise an eyebrow if a tidal wave annihilated a nunnery.

Yet sometimes something leave us absolutely speechless. One of them - and we've included in it our regular Badvertising feature for good reason - was this commercial for a highly questionable Super Soaker water pistol.

It's called The Oozinator. And - from the looks of this godforsaken TV spot - it's the kind of thing Gary Glitter could only dream about.

'Major pumping required'?

Unbe-fucking-leivable.

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2 Responses to “Badvertising - The Oozinator”

  1. tamara Says:

    bad ads - That hair dye advert with Davina McCall ‘noutrisse means nourish – BYE MUM [in sarky man voice]‘.
    She makes me cringe to the brink of vomiting in that ad - I would have more respect for her if she was shooting up for money

  2. KittySkyfish Says:

    …with a kid rubbing his chest…another with his tongue sticking out…this is prime NAMBLA porn.

    What management team approved this ad???

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