You know what we’re like here at hecklerspray – a cynical bunch of ‘seen-it-all-before’ types who probably wouldn’t raise an eyebrow if a tidal wave annihilated a nunnery.

Yet sometimes something leave us absolutely speechless. One of them – and we’ve included in it our regular Badvertising feature for good reason – was this commercial for a highly questionable Super Soaker water pistol.

It’s called The Oozinator. And – from the looks of this godforsaken TV spot – it’s the kind of thing Gary Glitter could only dream about.

‘Major pumping required’?

Unbe-fucking-leivable.